Girlfriend blew up

I went to the hospital early this morning because, well, let's just say things weren't looking too good down there. As I walked into the emergency room, I couldn't help but feel a mix of embarrassment and anticipation. Little did I know that this visit would turn into a hilarious tale to share with my buddies over a beer.

The doctor called me in and gave me a sympathetic look as I awkwardly shuffled towards the examination table. He asked me to take off my pants, and I obliged, thinking this was just another Tuesday for him. But what happened next caught both of us off guard.

The doctor's eyes widened as he took in the sight before him. "How did it get so swollen?" he exclaimed, clearly perplexed. I couldn't help but chuckle nervously, realizing that this was going to be one of those unforgettable conversations.

With a mischievous grin, I replied, "Well, Doc, it's a funny story. You see, I smoked while having sex with my girlfriend last night, and I accidentally smoked on my girlfriend!"

The doctor's eyebrows shot up, clearly taken aback by my response. He paused for a moment, trying to process the absurdity of my statement. "She called?" he finally managed to ask, his voice laced with a hint of concern.

I couldn't help but burst into laughter. "No, no, Doctor," I managed to say through fits of giggles. "She blew up!"

The doctor's eyes widened in disbelief as he tried not to laugh. He probably thought I had lost my marbles, but hey, at least he was a good sport about it. After a moment of shared laughter, he composed himself and gave me a reassuring pat on the shoulder.

"Now, now, let's focus on your current situation," he said, trying to steer the conversation back to more serious matters. "But I have to say, that's one of the most unique explanations I've heard in my career."

Feeling relieved that I had lightened the mood, I couldn't resist a final question. "Doc, can I still use it after this?" I asked, a twinkle of mischief in my eyes.

The poor doctor blushed furiously, trying his best to maintain a professional demeanor. "Ahem, well, it's too early to say, my friend. Let's first figure out what's wrong and how to fix it."

We spent the next few hours going through tests and examinations, with occasional bursts of laughter from both the doctor and me. Turns out, my swelling was just a result of a minor allergic reaction, and with some medication, everything would be back to normal.

As I left the hospital, still chuckling to myself, I couldn't help but appreciate the power of humor in even the most uncomfortable situations. Sometimes, all it takes is a little laughter to lighten the atmosphere, even in a sterile hospital room.

So, the next time life throws a curveball at you, remember, a dash of humor can go a long way. And as for me, well, I'll be sure to avoid smoking mishaps in the future. Lesson learned, Doc!

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